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Hello to my loyal readers!

Most of you must feel disappointed at the fact I rarely write.

It’s been so long that I feel like I forgot how to write a funny post. Or have I? I heard writing a funny post is like making love, you don’t do it for a while, you tend to forget. Crap! Where did I put that damn book?

Let me quickly highlight what’s been up since my last post

                                                      Hello monkey!

Hmmm…OH! my new job starts tomorrow! I am to some extent thrilled and a bit worried (tiny bit), maybe “worried” is not the right adjective, somewhere between nervous and OHH GOD! WOULD I ABLE TO PULL THIS THING OFF!? Oh well! I’m sure it won’t as bad as that day when I was stuck in the bathroom for an hour, and yeah! with no pants! Don’t ask me how both correlate! Shh! moving on..

I somewhat miss my former job, and the quirkyness of that place, aww and the backbiting, the backstabbing, the spying! ohh hehehe, who can forget the Lebanese embezzler, the psychotic Boss, the lost Artists (really really lost I mean to a point one artist actually believe erection and injection are one and the same thing), ahh poor artists! How I pity you all. Okay I lied! I only miss one thing and that sweet thing made me go to work for last three months! Or was it four?

I suddenly miss John Malkovich                                                 I miss you too man

I’m gonna try to continue this tomorrow,

Mamo out!

P.S Actually I left some major updates, I don’t know why, See ya tomorrow!

(hopefully)