Holy! Second post of 2010 and they made me do an evil thing :-(

shit! its 2010!

and what else? oh got a new job offer today..but I think I’m gonna say nope. unlesss...if their willing  to pay quadruple  my salary or something :P.

To be honest, I don’t want to work for anyone, I always wanted to run my own little business, and I absolutely  believe I’ll be happy running my own business even I’m earn half the amount I’m earning now.

I do have few ideas, and they’re mostly related to family business, like one is computers, gaming, pastries (I don’t know why), and sandwich shops (aka boofia, your probably laughing your ass off right now).

oh oh, guess what? my company is making me write a termination  letter for this dude, and I reeealy  feel bad for him, cuz he’s somewhat nice, but lacks in experience and some common sense. So I really don’t know what to write. so this is what I have wrote so far..

this the draft.

“ 

Dear Scooby doo,

It is with sincere regret that I must inform you that your employment at sewer cleaning factory will be terminated as of Saturday, 2nd, January 2010.
We will like to make it absolutely clear that in no way does your termination reflects that the company is in any way way unhappy with your performance over the past few months.
Scooby doo,  given you qualification and proven abilities, we are confident that you will able to find another position in the  relatively near future, if you would like, we would be pleased to write a recommendation letter for you, to help you with your job search.
good luck and stuff..

Sincerely

scrappy doo”

Then Juice and I re-wrote the draft cuz mine looks like i’m kissing his ass. as juice said it’s sounds like one of those its not you baby, its me.

so this is what we wrote

“Dear Scooby doo,

                 We regret to inform you that your employment as an account executive at Sewer cleaning factory  has been terminated effective as of Saturday, 2nd January 2010.

This is as a result of your work quality not meeting the standards required by sewer cleaning factory.

      We would like to remind you that you are required to return  all sewer cleaning factory assets that you are in possession of at the earliest to Mr. Shitsballs 

You will be accorded all severance payments and benefits  as stipulated by saudi labor law, a letter of reference will also be provided upon request.

   If you have any further queries or misunderstanding please forward you concerns to Mr. lady with mustache

   Yours Truly,

        Scrabby doo”
         

okay, I feel like a douche posting the drafts up here, but hey I don’t think anyone reads my blog except the people of some country i cant pronounce and they don’t speak English!.

or if it does get messy if it gets messy i remove it. :P

 

okay I’m starving now..gonna go and stare at the fridge for a while.

  

chaaaaooo